Comments on: Baptist Distinctives? http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/ Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:20:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: James http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/comment-page-1/#comment-1125 James Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:45:07 +0000 http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/#comment-1125 #14 Only men can serve as Deacons and must have big bellies and short ties. #14 Only men can serve as Deacons and must have big bellies and short ties.

]]> By: micah http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/comment-page-1/#comment-1071 micah Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:53:22 +0000 http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/#comment-1071 Oh John, you forgot that banana pudding is a necessity at the fellowship dinners. It's good to see that our church is a perfect fit to be a good 'ole SBC church! :-) Oh John, you forgot that banana pudding is a necessity at the fellowship dinners.

It’s good to see that our church is a perfect fit to be a good ‘ole SBC church! :-)

]]> By: Bob Cleveland http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/comment-page-1/#comment-1070 Bob Cleveland Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:47:54 +0000 http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/#comment-1070 Yes. #11: You omitted the poem, and the sad story (usually right before the invitation, and containing something about a mom who died and left a tear-stained note behind for her only son). And #13: One, and only one, old codger who will say "amen" from time to time. Some say that's a gift, so must be included. Yes.

#11: You omitted the poem, and the sad story (usually right before the invitation, and containing something about a mom who died and left a tear-stained note behind for her only son).

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#13: One, and only one, old codger who will say “amen” from time to time. Some say that’s a gift, so must be included.

]]> By: Nomad http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/comment-page-1/#comment-1069 Nomad Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:03:03 +0000 http://www.toward-the-goal.net/2006/11/02/baptist-distinctives/#comment-1069 Well, I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to come up with something funny. I'll have to wait and see what the "good" bloggers say. This is a very, very funny post. In reference to number 4 above: In a business meeting one time before we left for overseas, we were contemplating having a second "contemporary" service. Most of the old crusties were against it. One older woman stood up and finally said, "Well, I don't care if you all have it; but I vote 'no drums!'" Well, I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to come up with something funny. I’ll have to wait and see what the “good” bloggers say.

This is a very, very funny post. In reference to number 4 above: In a business meeting one time before we left for overseas, we were contemplating having a second “contemporary” service. Most of the old crusties were against it. One older woman stood up and finally said, “Well, I don’t care if you all have it; but I vote ‘no drums!’”

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